cons: suction cup is useless, so if that s really important to you, this is a no go. no storage bag included like description said there would be. pros: really big without getting into extreme territory. like large but not forearm sized large, and it s weirdly difficult to find that always seems they jump straight from average to HOLY DONGLE HOW IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. seriously though, this is big, people, look at the measurements before you buy, and for the love of dildos stop downrating something because it s too big when it s exactly the size it said it was (and exactly the size some of us are looking for). also attractive to look at. it s hard to find larger sizes in non-phallic designs, and i ve always found the disembodied dick thing to be creepy. plus, dick-shaped doesn t allow for g-spot seeking creativity. which leads me to TEXTURE, homg the head shape and spirals are *chefs kiss* really hits it just right. YMMV: as others have noted, this is VERY firm. i like firm but this is maybe even a little firmer than i d consider ideal. i like glass, but glass is slick and silicone drags. it s great most of the time but after that first O it s mildly painful to move it (both bc o-induced sensitization and muscles clamping down). not a big problem since i like skating that pleasure-pain line but it leaves you a tad sore. final verdict: it s great for my needs and the price was a steal, though if i d paid retail for it those few downsides would have irritated me more. as it stands though, money well spent and i think this is gonna be a favorite.
