I purchased the Doggystyle Debbie to be used in a Thanksgiving prank as a fake turkey, but quickly fell in love with her supple curves and saucy personality. A few weeks after receiving her via courier, she started to develop little teeth-like, raspy, in-curving hooks, and started to eat. I thought this was cute at first, but she started drinking and begging to be killed, and it became a real drag, real quick. Long story short: I've filed for divorce after three rocky years with my Debbie, declared bankruptcy, and become a social pariah.
Still, five out of five stars, because she touched my soul.